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(From the Samo Hung / Yuen Biao classic The Prodigal Son)

Sometimes I wonder why things are the way they are…

1) This is Buddhist kungfu:

2) And this is Taoist kung fu:

3) And these are some Google searches:

Hung Gar Bench:

For maximum effect, picture 100 robed Shaolin monks practicing this in unison.

… Oh, wait, here you go:

Shaolin Bench! Because you never know when spear-wielding Qing soldiers might bust in on you at the diner.

What’s the modern application? Might be a good form for a carpenter, has all those sawhorses around…

Other Shaolin forms to research: bicycle, cookie sheet, lawn chair.

Just like these wicked kukris:

Woohoo KMA