"The exercising of weapons putteth away aches, griefs, and diseases, it increaseth strength and sharpeneth the wits, it giveth a perfect judgment, it expelleth melancholy, choleric, and evil conceits, it keepeth a man in breath, in perfect healthe, and long life." – George Silver (1599)

Okay, so Monkey kung-fu is awesome and Master Paulie Zink is a god among men. No joke, I wouldn’t be surprised if that were literally true.

But… is there something about practicing monkey kung fu over a long period time that makes you, basically, funny-looking?  I mean, that moustache…  I wonder. Let’s Google up some pictures of Zink’s top students.

Holy shit.

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