"The exercising of weapons putteth away aches, griefs, and diseases, it increaseth strength and sharpeneth the wits, it giveth a perfect judgment, it expelleth melancholy, choleric, and evil conceits, it keepeth a man in breath, in perfect healthe, and long life." – George Silver (1599)




This whole series is hilarious. Episode 3 – the mayor is in on it until he meets “a f*cking phoenix who will f*cking destroy all swords.”

“In business news today, Investors were stunned when stock price of swords took an unexpected nosedive.”

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